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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

ATTENTION!!! Every Year on September 30th is INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY DAY!!! September 30th is Also My Birthday!

ATTENTION! SEPTEMBER 30th OF EVERY YEAR, IS INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY DAY! IT'S ALSO ON MY BIRTHDAY! SO, I SHALL CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY BY LISTENING TO BLASPHEMY PIANO! AND I'LL BE SMOKING CIGARS AND HAVING A BIG TRIPLE SHOT OF MY FAVORITE OLD CROW KENTUCKY BOURBON!



Well, every year, on September 30th, it is INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY DAY, and it also falls on my birthday. I will be 63 years old this coming September 30, 2014.

So, I'm going to celebrate BOTH International Blasphemy Day AND my birthday, by kicking back and relaxing, smoking some cigars, and having a triple shot of my favorite Old Crow Kentucky Bourbon, and watching some YouTube music videos from BLASPHEMY PIANO and some other blasphemous music videos as well.

The lyrics of the songs will also be posted here so that my viewers can sing along.

Anyway . . . . . 

Before I continue . . . first, here's a little background information on International Blasphemy Day.

Check out this article from Wikipedia.


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Blasphemy Day 
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Blasphemy Rights Day International encourages individuals and groups to openly express their criticism of, or even disdain for, religion. It was founded in 2009 by the Center for Inquiry. A student contacted the Center for Inquiry in Amherst, New York to present the idea, which CFI then supported. Ronald Lindsay, president and CEO of the Center for Inquiry said regarding Blasphemy Day, "We think religious beliefs should be subject to examination and criticism just as political beliefs are, but we have a taboo on religion," in an interview with CNN.

Events worldwide on the first annual Blasphemy Day in 2009 included an art exhibit in Washington, DC and a free speech festival in Los Angeles.

Background
According to USA Today's interview with Justin Trottier, a Toronto coordinator of Blasphemy Day, "We're not seeking to offend, but if in the course of dialogue and debate, people become offended, that's not an issue for us. There is no human right not to be offended."

Anti-blasphemy laws exist throughout the world. In many parts of Europe and North America they have been overturned, although there are anti-blasphemy laws in Austria, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Italy, Liechtenstein, Iceland, San Marino, Spain and the UK. (The UK common law offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel were abolished by the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, section 79. The remaining law, Racial and Religious Hatred Act 2006, concerns inciting hatred against a person on the grounds of their religion.) There are also "religious insult" laws in 21 European nations.

The Republic of Ireland passed the "Defamation Act 2009" in that year, which states in part, "A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on indictment to a fine not exceeding €25,000."

Finland has been the setting for a number of noteworthy blasphemy trials in the 2000s. The Finnish linguist, political blogger Helsinki City Councillor and subsequent member of parliament Jussi Halla-aho was charged with "disturbing religious worship" because of internet posts in which he called Muhammad a pedophile, Halla-aho was fined €330.

The article 525 of the penal law in Spain considers "vilification" of religious "feelings", "dogmas", "beliefs" or "rituals". This extension to "dogmas" and "beliefs" makes it very close to a blasphemy law in practice, depending on the interpretation of the judge.

In some countries, blasphemy is punishable by death, such as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia. Six US states (Massachusetts, Michigan, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Wyoming) still have anti-blasphemy laws on their books, although they are seldom enforced.

 Day of celebration

Blasphemy Day is celebrated on September 30 to coincide with the anniversary of the publication of satirical drawings of Muhammad in one of Denmark's newspapers, resulting in the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy. Although the caricatures of Muhammad caused some controversy within Denmark, especially among Muslims, it became a widespread furor after Muslim imams in several countries stirred up violent protests in which Danish embassies were burned and over 100 people killed.
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OK, and now here is some music from BLASPHEMY PIANO!!!

Those Old Fat Catholics 
(sung to the tune of "That Old Black Magic") 


Those old fat Catholics keep their secrets well 
Those old fat Catholics warn kids not to tell 
They let them sip on the communion wine 
They love to touch them on their young behinds 

This thing for altar boys just won't subside 
Cannot resist them, even when they cry 
When found, found, found 
They leave town, town, town 

And now out of sight, the crimes are denied 
They will go astray and later get sued 
But when boys claim they shift the blame 
The Vatican will make them retire 

Remember that this won't protect the choir 
Their religion opens up the door 
It betrays the ways abuse can be ignored 
Don't think all Catholics are fine 

Because time and time and time again 
Crimes come on prime-time again 
Deep within, terrible feelings can begin 

Some of those old fat Catholics will 
Old fat Catholics will 
Old fat Catholics will  touch touch touch

Creationists Can 
(to the tune of "The Candy Man Can") [men's key]

 
 


Creationists Can   
to the tune of "The Candy Man Can") [women's key]

 


Who can look at science?
Tell you it ain't true?
Quote you from the Bible like it beats the peer review?

Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Who believes a fable?
Wrapped around a boat?
Filled with all the animals and cast away to float?

Creationists?
Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Genesis can take
Feeble minds and make
Morons who are low-achieving
Noah's Ark they're all believing
Don't they know it's self-deceiving?

Who lives by the Bible?
Teach their kids at home?
May as well inject their heads with insulating foam

Creationists!
It's their master plan
Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
But it's just no good
There's no evidence for their Flood



"A School Full of Science" 
(sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [men's key]

 


"A School Full of Science" 
(sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [women's key]

 



In all religions barring none
The fundamentalists have won
They talk a load of crap
They're all the same

And every theory they take
They try so hard to break
But stop! Let's see!
The facts all disagree

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray

ID just doesn't pass the test
Their so-called scientists detest
All critical attempts to probe and dig
They try an ever-changing route
To counter each thing we refute
We'll prove them wrong
It won't take very long

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray

This fake ID has raised the specter
Of religion or its clone
Being taught as valid science in our schools
But if they try to get a grip
Our legal teams will make them slip
We sense (we sense)
They'll find (they'll find)
Their plans will soon unwind

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray




Praying for the World to End   
(Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend) [men's key]
 


Praying for the World to End 
(Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend) [women's key]

 


They see the signs the day has come
Revelation gives instruction
And they believe that God will send
The end by world destruction

The rumors of war
Will be so instrumental
When praying for the world to end
The past had far more
But that's coincidental
Now they take delight
The end's in sight, the timing's right

Famines grow and we all know
This is far from a new global trend
But they think the food link
Ties up with God's time sync
Praying for the world to end

Prophecies!
Doomsday!
Rapture!
Salvation!
Look for the tribulation
When a bigger drought hits

These people use signs
And intense paranoia
They're praying for the world to end
They hope the divine
Will become the destroyer
Of the human race
We're in disgrace, no hiding place

They're enticed by the Antichrist
Armageddon they hope will descend
And you'll see a smile break
With news of each earthquake
Praying for the world to end

The flaw in their plan
Seems to be fundamental
When praying for the world to end
Islam has a mosque
Where the Jews want a temple
They're so upset
That they won't get to build it yet

Time will fly, the end is nigh
But it's been nigh too long to pretend
The signs and predictions
Are false tales and fictions

Rapture (Rapture)
Rapture (Rapture)
I don't mean groin strain!

They're praying for the world to ...
To end!



The Fakest Faith By Far 
(to the tune of "Swinging on a Star") [men's key]

 


The Fakest Faith By Far 
(to the tune of "Swinging on a Star") [women's key]

 

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And every Mormon is a fool

The Mormon religion is a fantasy tale
It's hard to believe it wouldn't fail
Some ancient Jewish people sailed away
They built huge cities in the USA
And just for fun, Jesus wandered over too
They must be mad to think it's true

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
Can't even drink a cup of tea

The list of the naughty things that they mustn't do
Would take you forever to work through
So no more coffee, smoking, porn or booze
Just sickly smiles, a tie and polished shoes
And add the long years of missionary work
The Mormons really are berserk

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And don't forget the magic pants

They wear temple underwear right under their clothes
They're safe while it's on 'em they suppose
They won't get mutilated, burned or shot
Except where magic underwear is not
So if you want to avoid becoming dead
Wear Mormon panties on your head

And if the Mormons come to your door
Like they've been so often before
Though they're very hard to ignore
Remember Mormons are bizarre
They've got the fakest faith by far


OK, I got to interject here . . . . .
 
One day, a couple of young Mormons (morons) came a knockin' on my door. I told them to FUCK OFF!!! 
And, if they came to my house ever again, that instead of riding their bicycles, they'd be wearing them!!!

World Ain't Ending 
(sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender") [ men's key]

 

World Ain't Ending 
(sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender") [ women's key]

 



Well every time that you talk
If the word is from Jehovah, a Witness
The world is ending
Big earthquakes, plagues and fire
They're saying the world will blow and that the future is dire

Well maybe this might disappoint
The Apocalypse is wrong I guarantee
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy

All too often there's one (one, one)
Interrupting your bath (bath, bath)
Now is never a good time
But they bring you their God God God
Who will send down his wrath wrath wrath
Prophesying the end time

(Prophesying the end time)

World ain't ending
World ain't ending

The end of the world hasn't come
But for some it's in Jehovah's prediction
The world is ending
It's bullshit, intertwined
With some of the greatest lies
Spread by the willfully blind

You gotta be mad if you join
They are always wrong, just read their history
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy


(End your little fantasy)

Live without it, you'll see



A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed 
(Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) [men's key]

 


A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed 
(Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) [women's key]

 


He didn't get an education in the normal way
He stayed at home and really all he did was pray
And all he took was Bible class
But they had taught him enough
So he was up to the task
He made a holy vow
And sin's his enemy
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He preaches 'bout the world before it all began
He talks about a super-powered spirit man
Who made the universe expand
And some illogical crap
About his wonderful plan
And then biology comes
He made it magically
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

A clue, a clue, does nobody have a clue
Just how deluded you are?
Your true God isn't
The God that you quote
Is so perverse and bizarre
He'd be in prison
He targets only the chumps
'cause they fool easily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He goes out preachin' and a-teachin' from his comedy creed
And the insane bullshit in the Bible
Got a show for him on TV
And revelations 'bout his criminal wife made him a star
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

You you you you really are a, you really are a
You you are such a man in the dark
To counter what you quote
As a myth or a yarn is forbidden
Ha-ha-ha-ha
God's comedy dumps
More shame more heavily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He thinks that his Creationism sounds alright
But in his mind his ignorance has dimmed the light
He thinks the dinosaurs were sweet
And in the Genesis days
They wandered out on the streets
He keeps on stacking up
The Christianity
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but har ...
Ha-ha-ha-ha
The Bible he thumps
It scars him mentally
He's a preacher teaching
each of us a comedy creed



Religion Is Just A Con-Trick   
(sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic") [men's key]

 


Religion Is Just A Con-Trick   
(sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic") [women's key]

 



If you kneel down in a church to pray
You'll never hear God's reply
Instead they'll ask you to try to pay
God's credit's in short supply
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick

Evangelical preachers live
To put on a big display
The hypocritical show they give
The ludicrous things they say
Is all designed with money in mind
They count the cash and later you find
Never trust religion, it's just a con-trick

Trusting fools are everywhere
The preacher millionaires are making the congregation pay
Telling them that every prayer
Will bring forgiveness when they've gone astray
But their greedy hands are out
By using fear and doubt
They're catching them unawares
The cash unlocks a passage to Heaven
That's all just in their heads
And now the preacher can spend what's theirs

Remember when you're in church to pray
This lesson you've now been shown
The simple way to not have to pay
Is leaving your cash at home
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick


Resist! (to tune of "What's this?") [men's key]

 


Resist! (to tune of "What's this?") [women's key]

 


 Resist! Resist!
Those Christians who dare
Insist
They offer you a prayer
Resist!
They buzz around like flies
You feel like screaming
Getting closer to despair
Resist!

Resist! Resist!
Their pleas that you belong
Resist!
Determine to be strong
Insist!
Tell all of them to
Turn around and leave you
They have nothing to believe
You have no wish to be deceived
You must resist!
Resist!

You wish they'd pay a visit
To someone else instead
You're sick of all their noise
And all the nonsense that they spread
You just can't seem to shake them
And I know you've really tried
But now the time has come for you
To square up and decide

And now! Resist!
Rejection 101
Try this:
Let's try to make them freak
Each time
The preachers come around
To give their warning
Give responses all in mime
Resist!

Resist!
Appear
Infested with the fleas
Your rear
You constantly should squeeze
Then cry


Your manner should alarm and disconcert
Bulge out your eyeballs till they hurt
Tell them the Force in you is strong start every sentence with a song
And would they like to sing along?
Make shadow puppets with your fists
Resist!

And then, avow
Allegiance to a sheep
Their book?
Attempt your own critique:
"You fools!
It's rich in salt and fat and others and it smothers
All my arteries and things."
I doubt they had *this* chat planned
Resist!

It's pointless merely listing
Your objections though they're sound
They've heard it all before, you see
Your words they'll just rebound
So catch them unawares
With evil, fear-inducing stares
Then drool and roll your eyes
And soon they'd rather not be there

So now you've found
The answer to their call:
Astound
And mess their minds up good
And all
You need is this, so simple anyone can use
But if you really blow a fuse
A bullet, oh, a bullet
Through their heads it could be blown
Of course I jest
But yes, oh yes
The satisfaction of one round
Must . . . re . . . sist!

Maybe drown? Hmm . . .


"Gays" (sung to the tune of "Mame") [men's key]

 

 

"Gays" (sung to the tune of "Mame") [men's key]

 



Who gets the Bible's strongest decree? Gays
Most every preacher seems to agree? Gays
They point at homosexuals
Quoting Deuteronomy's commands
This ancient tome objects to all
Sex without a woman and a man

Whose lives are criticized and condemned? Gays
Can't find accepting Christian friends? Gays
"Hate sin but not the sinner" means
Bigotry can hide behind a phrase
They blame their God what it shows
Is just a prejudice they chose
Their one true aim: dispose of those gays

What group is isolated and shunned? Gays
Finds hate so strong we oughta be stunned? Gays
Who face the accusation
Their feelings of attraction are a choice
And from the congregation
Another narrow-minded angry voice

What doesn't Christianity need? Gays
Whose acts won't God Almighty concede? Gays
But God is not the one who
Condemns a couple's amorous displays
It comes as no surprise they tell
Malicious hate-filled lies and yell
Just who will feed the fires of Hell? Gays

Who live with second class civil rights? Gays
Whose freedoms do the Christians fight? Gays
There's no way they can marry 'cause
This is what the legal system says
Fear, hate and loathing's part of it
But faith is at the heart of it
Religion stands apart and hates gays

Who gets the worst of Christian scorn? Gays
Told that it's sinful not to conform? Gays
Who says two men or women won't
Make a better couple than the rest?
This is a fight they're winning, they
Don't need God's forgiveness to be blessed

Who won't let preachers stand in their way? Gays
Who says they're more determined to stay? Gays
Who won't let Christianity
Alter any lifestyle it portrays?
Who won't be second rate again?
Won't need religion's hate again?
Whose God-free life is great again? Gays!



Well . . . . . I hope you all enjoyed BLASPHEMY PIANO!!!
OK, here is some more really good blasphemous music from another YouTube channel.

Please go to  . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/user/AuntieDiluvian/videos 

She goes by the YouTube user name AuntieDiluvian and I hope 
you will check out her YouTube channel.

Anyway . . . here are some music videos from her channel.  

What a myth we have in Jesus
 

What a myth we have in Jesus 
Oh, what twisted tales are there 
In that thing they call the Bible 
Contradictions everywhere 

Oh, how many lives were squandered? 
Oh, the damage that was done! 
In the name of Hey Zeus! Christos. 
Made-up Yahweh's Made-up son. 

What a myth we have in Jesus 
Man who walked upon the sea 
Man who preached about forgiveness 
But supported slavery 

He said,"The poor will always be here, 
but you won't always have me." 
Way to go you crummy douche bag 
Selfish egotist art thee! 

What a myth we have in Jesus 
Told his mates he's reappear . . . 
within their short and brutish lifetimes 
Still no sign of him. Oh dear! 

No I will not bow before him 
Judgement day will never pass 
Shame to have to disappoint you 
Jesus Christ can kiss my ass

Onward Christian Soldiers (new words . . .)
 

Onward Christian soldiers, heathens you must fight 
Give them your diseases, take away their rights 
How much misery have you wrought with your crazy creed; 
Two millennia of madness, ignorance and greed 

Refrain: 
Onward, Christian soldiers, to your pointless war, 
Waves of cruel oppression going on before  

Sent your missionaries out to stake their claim; 
Stole the natives' culture, all in Jeebus name! 
Put them into slavery, rang the mission bell 
Raped their wives and took their children, 
Threatened them with Hell 

Refrain: 
Onward, Christian soldiers, to your pointless war, 
Waves of cruel oppression going on before    

Tried to subvert science with your dumb ideas; 
Preyed on people's weakness, played upon their fears. 
All your Bible stories, all made up by men 
Once I was blind but I never will be fooled again 

Refrain: 
Onward, Christian soldiers, to your pointless war, 
Waves of cruel oppression going on before 
Waves of cruel oppression going on before 
   

Religion Poisons Everything

 

What keeps third world nations poor? 
Nothing like good old religion! 
Act as catalyst for war? 
Nothing like good old religion! 

What can poison children's minds? 
Nothing like good old religion! 
Put its women behind blinds? 
Nothing like good old religion! 

Life is too short to be, 
Bound by mythology! 
Set everybody free, 
From the prison of religion! 

Life is too short to be, 
Bound by mythology! 
Set everybody free, 
From the prison of religion! 

What can fell a tower with planes? 
Nothing like good old religion! 
What entraps believing brains? 
Nothing like good old religion! 

Life is too short to be, 
Bound by mythology! 
Set everybody free, 
From the prison of religion! 

  
A Horrible Hymn

 


I know not why Lord Jeebus Christ 
Allows each day to pass, 
Without using me as a toilet roll 
To wipe his holy ass. 

For I know I'm rotting fish guts 
a putrid gangrene, a rabid fruit bat 
I'm a pimple on Jeebus', scrotum 
And a beer glass up his bum. 

I know not why the Holy Ghost 
Does not infect my brain 
And make me pull my kidneys out 
And flush them down the drain. 

For I know I am wombat feces 
A throbbing pustule, malignant tumor 
I'm a tape worm in God's intestine 
And asbestos in his lung 

I know not why my dear Yahweh 
Does not infest me with fleas 
Or make my hair turn swamp-gas green 
Or knee cap both of my knees 

For I know I'm a spreading virus 
A plague of rodents, a creeping cockroach  
I'm a thorn in sweet Jeebus' rosebush  
And a splinter in his wood. 

All Things right and suitable  
      


All Things right and suitable, for little children's minds. 
Can be found in Genesis, ignore the fossil finds. 

If one should mention Darwin, we'll fight it if we can, 
With talk of missing links and, the hoax of Piltdown man.

All things sick and sorrowful. All evil, death and pain! 
All disease and suffering! Jehovah is to blame! 

He made the little locusts, he made their tiny feet. 
He made them ravage crops so, there's nothing left to eat. 

All things causing tragedy! All drought and fire and flood! 
Wars and bombs and knives and guns! He loves a bit of blood! 

The rich man in his castle, the poor man in his rags. 
He made the Westboro Baptists, to tell us God hates fags! 

All Things right and suitable, for little children's minds! 
Can be found in Genesis, ignore the fossil finds.   


I don't want no Fundie fiction
   


Chorus

I don't want no Fundie fiction
I don't want no Fundie fiction
Cos it's lies, yeah it's lies, it's lies, it's all lies
I don't want no - no no no

Well I'm walking through the town
And a man's standing by the corner store
He's yelling out more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to lead me to salvation
I don't want no
No no no
Hey hey hey
That's what I say.

Chorus

I don't want no Fundie fiction
I don't want no Fundie fiction
Cos it's lies, yeah it's lies, it's lies, it's all lies
I don't want no - no no no

When I'm watching my PC
And some man pops up to tell me
How forgiven my sins could be
But I'll go to hell if I don't believe in the same deity as he.
I don't want no
No no no
Hey Hey Hey
That's what I say.

chorus

I don't want no Fundie fiction
I don't want no Fundie fiction
Cos it's lies, yeah it's lies, it's lies, it's all lies
I don't want no - no no no

When I'm driving in my car
And I go past a church with a notice boar
And I really just have to laugh
Cos it tells me, 'God made everything in the dark.'
And, 'Dinosaurs sailed on Noah's Ark'
I don't want no
Hey hey hey
That's what I say....
 


Fundy Zombie
 


Another mind is stifled warped beyond all reason
As the fundies spread their bullshit
Committing mental treason
They can't see, they're not free to think rationally
In their heads in their heads they're fighting
In a war with a foe that they don't seem to know
Is so utterly based on fiction

Chorus:

What's in their heads, in their heads
Fundy Zombies Fundies
What's in their heads, in their heads
Fundy Zombies Fundies

Another child is dying, prayer has proven useless
Another child is suffering clerical abuses.
Is the same old cods
*
Since man invented gods
In their heads in their heads they're fighting
In a war with a foe that they don't seem to know
Is so utterly based on fiction

Chorus:

What's in their heads, in their heads
Fundy Zombies Fundies
What's in their heads, in their heads
Fundy Zombies Fundies
 

* short for old English word for "codswallop" (rubbish)


I Am Moron
 


I am Moron, hear me squeak
Cos I'm oh so mild and meek
As I spreak my hateful nonsense cross the land
I'm not fit for work or school
I can't even use a tool
Cos my nails have just been done - can't use my hands.

Yes I want to be a fundie redneck's wife
Breeding like a rat for my short and brutish life
I know how to bat my eyelids and pout

I am dumb
Incomprehensible
I am moron

I am moron, watch me squirm
As I say rude words like 'sperm'
And I think gays and lesbians deserve to die.
But the Bible says we're rags
So instead of bashing 'fags'
I should take the fucking beam out of my eye

Yes I'm dumb but it's what the rednecks like
They're all queuing up
To ride this virtuous christian bike
If I have to, I can play feminine

I am dumb
Incomprehensible
I am moron.

You can't teach or educate me
If you try you'll only make me
More convinced you're part of a conspiracy
I don't want to work or vote
Rather just sit here and gloat
As I abrogate responsibility

I don't care that so many people died
Fighting for the rights that I'm glad to set aside
If I want to, I'll ignore everything

I am dumb
Incomprehensible
I am moron


 
Teach your children to be free thinkers 
 


You, who have influence on children's minds
Need comprehension
That if you want the best for children's lives
They need attention
And give them confidence to seek the truth
And find their answers
Your money's not enough
They need your love so take no chances,

When they ask the question why
Don't fabricate a lie
And don't let the chance go by
To show you love them.

Children all deserve a chance to learn
Their place in history
And there is no excuse to stunt their growth
With woo or mystery.
And show them by the way in which you live
That you think freely
And let them talk to you with openness
They'll love you dearly.



 Religion is superstition
 

Very superstitious,
Jesus in the bread
Very superstitious,
Hands upon the head
Thirteen true disciples
Number of the beast
Demons,angels,zombies
Passover Feast

It relies on fear
Not on evidence
Cos Religion's
Superstition all the way

Very superstitious
Pray five times a day
Slit their throats and drain them
Cruelty's Yahweh
Make your pleas to Jesus
Cry to outer space
Wear your robes and strange hats
Cover up your face

It relies on fear
Not on evidence
Cos Religion's
Superstition all the way

Very superstitious,
Things you mustn't say
Very superstitious,
The devil's on his way,
Denying the Holy Spirit
Unforgivable Blasphemy
Your pointless rules and rituals
Get no respect from me.

It relies on fear
Not on evidence
Cos Religion's
Superstition all the way 



Hit me
 


In the wilds of Pleasantville
At the bottom of a hill
Near a place that's called Cane Creek
Michael Pearl torments the weak

Hit me with your plastic stick
Hit me, hit me
Praise the Lord and whack me sick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your plastic stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

In some homes of Christian Mums
And Christian dads, the terror comes
They who've read Pearl's sadist tripe
Whack their kids with plastic pipe

Hit me with your plastic switch
Hit me, hit me
Smack me up, you ugly bitch
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me good you sick fuck-tard
Beating children gets you hard
Hit me, hit me, hit me

Hit me, hit me, hit

As he rakes in loads of cash
From teaching fools to use a lash
He mocks those who take offense
At treating kids with violence

Hit me with your plastic stick
Hit me, hit me
Harder, Pearl, you brutal prick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me hard and make me wail
Fucks like you should be in jail
Hit me, hit me, hit me


NOTE: 

UN Convention on the Rights of The Child. All but one of the federal governments who are members of the United Nations have signed it. The lone holdout is the United States.

The Convention defines a child as any "human being below the age of eighteen, unless under the law applicable to the child, majority is attained earlier." 

Article 19: State Parties shall take all appropriate legislative, administrative, social and education measures to protect the child from all forms of physical or mental violence, injury or abuse, neglect or negligent treatment, maltreatment, exploitation, or sexual abuse while in the care of parent(s), legal guardian(s) or any other person who has care of the child.

The place called the Vatican
 


There is a place in Italy, 
They call the Vatican! 
And it's been the ruin of many a young life, 
In mo-ore ways than one! 

My parents were raised Catholics, 
And took the Pope's advice, 
Not to use 'Condoms in case of AIDs' 
Now they've both paid his price! 

My mother needed child care, 
Up stepped Father McGee! 
She worked hard to pay the bills, 
While he took care of me! ** 

Oh parents give your children, 
A childhood full of fun! 
Teach them to think critically, 
And they'll shun the Vatican! 

They won't listen to stupid men, 
Whose ken of science is none! 
And they won't be put at risk of harm, 
By the men of the Vatican 

There is a place in Italy, 
They call the Vatican! 
And it's been the ruin of many a young life, 
In mo-ore ways than one! 

**  "Based on real event: happened in the family of someone I knew." 
Video and quote by AuntieDiluvian  


End of The World
 

Why haven't Christians been raptured? 
Why hasn't Jesus returned? 
Don't they know, that he's way overdue? 
Has Armageddon been adjourned? 

Since human beings got religion, 
They've been awaiting Doomsday. 
Thousands of times it has come, and it's gone. 
There's always been a slight delay. 

They wake up in the morning and they wonder, 
Why the Apocalypse didn't start. 
They heard their God's voice, in their scripture of choice, 
And though it's all been blown apart! 

First come their feeble excuses! 
Then they'll create some more strife! 
Why do they wait for the end of the world? 
Because they do not have a life. 

They wake up in the morning and they wonder, 
Why the Apocalypse didn't start. 
They heard their God's voice, in their scripture of choice, 
And though it's all been blown apart! 

First come their feeble excuses! 
Then they'll create some more strife! 
Why do they wait for the end of the world? 
Because they do not have a life. 

Why do they wait for the end of the world?  
Because they do not have a life.   



Religion Will One Day Reach Its End 
 
 
How many myths must a christian believe before the reality dawns? 
How many mullahs must cry God is great before the shackles are torn? 
How many children will be fed on lies from the instant they're born? 
Can't answer my friend, but on this I depend, religion will one day reach its end. 

How many young men will die in the name of something that doesn't exist? 
How many women will be terrorized by the thumping of dogmatic fists? 
When will religions be made to pay tax and will their presence be missed? 
Can't answer my friend, but on this I depend, religion will one day reach its end. 

How many many hymns will the organists play before the last one is sung? 
How many misguided parents will spoil the childhoods and lives of their young? 
How many Bibles, Korans, Talmuds gitas will one day into shredders be flung? 
Can't answer my friend, but on this I depend, Religion will one day reach its end.
 

NOTE:

I am against the destruction or censorship of any book, including religious books. But I hope, that someday (perhaps not within my own life-time) that eventually all religions will be a thing of the past. The old religious books should be preserved for scholars to read and study, just as we still have books on many other ancient mythologies, for example: the Epic of Gilgamesh, and of course Greek Mythologies with their many gods that are no longer worshiped. The same will eventually be true of the Bible, the Qur'an, the Torah, etc. etc. etc. They should be preserved and studied, like the old mythologies. We must never forget our dismal past, least we be condemned to repeat the mistakes of our dark past.

So, these religious books will become museum pieces, like the old torture devices used by the Catholic Church and the so-called Holy Office of The Inquisition, which have also become museum pieces to remind us of all the past atrocities committed in the name of God!!!

Knowledge of the dark and dismal past should not be consigned to the flames or the shredder, least we forget our past mistakes and violent atrocities. 

Remember it, and learn from it!!!


If I Only Had A God   


I could while away the day in,
fits of fancy praying,
and never think it's odd.

I'd condemn Richard Dawkins
and his atheistic squawkings
if I only had a God.

I would be like all the fundies.
My head inside my undies!
My brain, a giant wad!

Though my thoughts no cigar win,
I would have no need for Darwin.
If I only had a God.

J. C. Be good to me!
And clean out from my head,
All the science and the history I've read.
And make your face, appear on bread!

In a public school position,
I'd foster superstition,
ignoring what is mod.

Teach the Bible as true.
No problem with amendment uno.
If I only had a god.

I'd teach African and Asians,
The needy of all nations,
The hungry and unshod.

Even though I'd despise 'em!
I would go evangelize 'em!
If I only had a God.

I would smite the heathen cynics!
And bomb abortions clinics!
As Catholics hurrahed!

It would earn me no penny.
I'm sure I'd please Pope Benny.
If I only had a God.

Oh why, should I be shy,
'bout doing my Lord's work?
Each atrocity would earn another perk.
Because my God's a vicious jerk!

I could make the sinners cower,
and fly into a tower,
pursuing my Jihad.

I'd obey Heaven's urgings.
Just to earn myself some virgins!
If I only had a God.

If I had no need for knowledge,
I'd go to Bible College,
and earn a PhD.

By writing a thesis,
Only good for wiping feces!
If I had a deity.

If my children needed training,
I'd dispense explaining.
No need to spare the rod!

I'd prepare them for glory,
With a violent bed-time story!
If I only had a God.

I wish I could believe,
that there's an old man in the sky,
who won't prove that his is there,
but who will judge me when I die!

If I wanted to be vicious,
licentious or malicious,
or wield a cattle prod!

Though by greed I was driven,
I'd declare myself forgiven!
If I only had a God!
   
Merry Blasphemas Carol Sing-along
 

Hark the fallen angels sing
Nephilim are on the wing
They will cause you to transgress
It's Satan's fault so don't confess

Then they'll leave in UFOs
Wearing Bridget's pantyhose
Short fat greens and long tall grey
Scantily clad in lingerie
Hark the fallen angels sing
Nephilim are on the wing

James the Preacher went to shout upon a chilly morning
Suddenly someone took offense and punched him without warning
Now his jaw is wired shut, and he wears a denture
He who will condemn all men must be prepared for censure.

We three crooks creationists are
Scamming cash from fools near and far
Love to see em at the museum spending the old moolah
Our world view's a load of shite
On the landscape we're a blight
Lies we're breeding, so misleading
Wonder how we sleep at night

While Nephy watched the tubes one night
He caught a glimpse of thigh
All sleekly wrapped in nylon tights and he began to cry
And then a voice inside his head said
Take it to the bank
He thought about the tights again and he began to

There was no ale at the angels hotel
Because Lucifer nicked it and sold it in hell
So the angels flew down onto Bethlehem's hills
And accosted the shepherds and stole all their pills
No ale no beer just dex and Es
Flocks of stoned angels fly high on the breeze.

Once in Jackson Mississippi
Lived a strange creationist
Sometimes he was barely lucid
Else-wise he was really pissed
Ignoring facts with much defiance
God told him to crap on science

Oh come all ye fundies
Bring your king James Bible
Come ye oh come ye to the Gay Pride parade
Scream at the sinners
Tell them that god hates them
Oh come let us abhor them
Oh come let us abhor them
Oh come let us abhor all the heathen scum.

    

   
The Preacher's Son 
       


Little kid is a preacher's son
And when his daddy's on the streets he goes along
When Daddy's finished screechin'
Then the little kid starts a teachin'
Has no clue what the fuck he's preachin'
When I look into his eyes
There's nothing there it's no surprise

What a brainwashed mind what a fucked-up childhood
Has the son of a preacher man
Trained to scream at the public that they're no damn good
Is the son of a preacher man
Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is

Some children explore their worlds and
Some children can dream and play
But this little kid's an apprentice liar
Shouting crap about lakes of fire
No science or facts for this kid
Just the bible and all its bullshit

What child of a insane christian dumb-ass
Is this son of a preacher man
Learning drivel at home when he could be in a real class
Is the son of a preacher man
Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was (yes he was)

How much I do despair of
The corruption of children's minds
Holding up the hateful signs
Spewing out Dad's lies
Telling people that God fries
Could be playing out in his backyard
But his Dad is a fundie fuck-tard

What a brainwashed mind what a ruined childhood
Has the son of a preacher man
Trained to scream at the public that they're no damn good
Is the son of a preacher man
Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is


Free Your Minds (from religion)
             
  
Free your minds
Mm, your minds
Mm, your minds

Religion's superstition
Religion is conditioning
Religion has a hold on you
And I want you to break free

Free your minds
Mm, your minds

Religion is your jailer
Religion's your blackmailer
Religion has no relevance
To the search for truth and peace

Embrace reason

Free your minds Embrace reason
Free your minds Embrace reason
Free your minds Embrace reason

Religion has abused you.
Religion has confused you.
Religion cut and bruised you
Religion has a hold on you and I want you to break free Lose the dogma

Free your minds Lose the dogma
Free your minds Lose the dogma
Free your minds Lose the dogma

Release the bonds that hold you. Do some research
Examine what they told you. In that old church.
It was a scam they sold you but
It's not too late to break free

From the dogma

Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion

(Musical interlude)

Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion

Release the bonds that hold you. Do some research
Examine what they told you. In that old church.
It was a scam they sold you but
It's not too late to break free

From the dogma

Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion
Free your minds from religion

From bad science
From the doctrine
Do some thinking
Evolution
Atheism
Education
Exploration
Embrace reason



Prayer Is a Waste of Breath 
         

When you say a prayer 
You're talking to thin air 
No matter how you huff and puff 
No one hears your requests for stuff 

If you want to help give a donation 
Praying won't alleviate starvation 
And there's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer 

If you want to help then volunteer 
Prayer's just words, no matter how sincere 
And there's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer 

Praying for daily bread 
Never got anybody fed 
No prayer that was ever prayed 
Ever provided aid 

If you want to help go out and do it 
Prayer's no use cos no one listens to it 
Cos there's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer 

If you want to help go out and do it 
Prayer's no use cos no one listens to it 
Cos there's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer 

There's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer 

There's no one there to hear your prayer, 
to hear your prayer  


Hell Boy - James the Preacher 
 



I know the Bible is untrue 
I know that you're an abject liar 
You've sniffed too much religious glue 
And your circuitry has blown its wire 

Come on Jimmy light your fire 
Come on Jimmy, light your fire 
Try to set your pants on FIRE _______ 

The time to hesitate is through 
Don't stop to ponder or enquirer 
Build the Holy barbecue 
And prepare the fundie funeral pyre 

Come on Jimmy light your fire 
Come on Jimmy, light your fire 
Try to set your pants on FIRE _______  yeah' 

Your kids have been enslaved by you 
They all sing in your demented choir 
All that shit you put them through 
Oh if only your IQ was higher 

Come on Jimmy light your fire 
Come on Jimmy, light your fire 
Try to set your pants on FIRE _______ 

I know the Bible is untrue 
I know that you're an abject liar 
You've sniffed too much religious glue 
And your circuitry has blown its wire 

Come on Jimmy light your fire 
Come on Jimmy light your fire 
Hope ya set your pants on FIRE _______   

 

Jebus Fever 
 


Never know how much I loathe it
Never know how much I despise
Religious indoctrination
My contempt for it is hard to disguise

When they push Jebus, into schools
There's Jebus to fit every size
Jebus is their Kool Aid
Jebus is their burger n fries.

Sun heats up the day time
Anger can simmer and brew
But I just laugh when I hear you say
That the Bible is unerringly true

Can't give me Jebus, when you meet me
Don't bother to proselytize
I won't drink your kool aid
I am so immune to your lies.

It's high time the world dumped Jebus
That is something we all know
Jebus might not have existed
If he did he snuffed it long ago

Now there was a certain Levite
Who went to lodge in Gibeah
The sons of Belial came a knocking
Demanding a piece of his ass

He wasn't willing so he gave them
His concubine in his stead
And they raped her all night
And in the morning she was dead

(Judges 19)

Nadab and Abihu
Burned some incense in a pot
But they hadn't got Yahweh's approval
So he immolated them on the spot

(Leviticus 10)

He barbecued them with his powers
Sent a fireball down from above
Yahweh - What a champion
Oh he's such a sweet god of love

Now you've heard some tales from the Bible
Here's the real point of this song
The Good Book is a horrible story
From Genesis to Revelation

So get your freedom - from the Bible
Free from its idiocy
Free from all religion
What a lovely way to be




Your God Is An Asshole God  
 
  

An invention of man kind, that is entirely obsolete. 
God is and asshole God! 
So, they gather in the churches and they preach it in the street.
Your God is an asshole God! 


It's time to face the facts that your Bible's just some stories 
that were written to impose a rule of greed and fear! 
The deity depicted is a monster and a coward! 
God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an asshole God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an asshole God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

A moronic deity who sacrificed his son! 
God is an asshole God! 
To make himself feel better for the things that HE had done! 
God is an asshole God! 

And yet they want us all to think that we're gonna burn forever, 
for failing to believe in these absurdities! 
Let's help them learn the truth so we can sing this song together. 
God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an awful God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an asshole God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an awful God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

Your God is an asshole God of fear, lies and cruelty! 
A blight on the human race! God is an asshole God! 

 


Well . . . I guess that's it for all these music videos. 

I hope you all enjoyed watching the videos and listening to the music. 

Yeah! We all gotta face the music sometime! Right? Right!  

Also . . . in the meantime . . . . .

 


Yeah! Excellent advice that we all should heed!

Anyway . . . . .

Hope you all enjoyed these music videos.

Oh yeah! I feel the need to add one more final blasphemy!!!

Here it is!!!

JESUS CHRIST AIN'T COMING AGAIN, UNLESS HE'S JACKING OFF!!!

Well . . . at any rate, he better not come again, because if he does . . . I'm gonna slice his penis length-ways with a barber's razor, apply some battery acid, crush his testicles in a hand vice, and then, I will nail his God damn mother-fucking, cock-sucking, sorry-ass up-side-down on a shit-house door, and then, I will set that God damn fucking shit-house on FIRE!!!

Actually . . .  Jesus never existed, he's just a fairy tale! 




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