ATTENTION! SEPTEMBER 30th OF EVERY YEAR, IS INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY RIGHTS DAY! AND IT IS ALSO ON MY BIRTHDAY! SO, I SHALL CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY LISTENING TO BLASPHEMY PIANO! AND I'LL BE SMOKING CIGARS AND HAVING A GREAT BIG TRIPLE SHOT OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE OLD CROW KENTUCKY BOURBON!
Well, every year, on September 30th, it is INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY RIGHTS DAY, and it also falls on my birthday. I will be 63 years old this coming September 30, 2014.
So, I'm going to celebrate BOTH International Blasphemy Day AND my birthday, by kicking back and relaxing, smoking some cigars, and having a triple shot of my favorite Old Crow Kentucky Bourbon, and watching some YouTube music videos from BLASPHEMY PIANO!!!
The lyrics of the songs will also be posted here so that my viewers can sing along.
Anyway . . . . .
Before I continue . . . first, here's a little background information on International Blasphemy Day.
Check out this article from Wikipedia.
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Blasphemy Day
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Blasphemy Rights Day International encourages individuals and groups to openly express their criticism of, or even disdain for, religion. It was founded in 2009 by the Center for Inquiry. A student contacted the Center for Inquiry in Amherst, New York to present the idea, which CFI then supported. Ronald Lindsay, president and CEO of the Center for Inquiry said regarding Blasphemy Day, "We think religious beliefs should be subject to examination and criticism just as political beliefs are, but we have a taboo on religion," in an interview with CNN.
Events worldwide on the first annual Blasphemy Day in 2009 included an art exhibit in Washington, DC and a free speech festival in Los Angeles.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Blasphemy Rights Day International encourages individuals and groups to openly express their criticism of, or even disdain for, religion. It was founded in 2009 by the Center for Inquiry. A student contacted the Center for Inquiry in Amherst, New York to present the idea, which CFI then supported. Ronald Lindsay, president and CEO of the Center for Inquiry said regarding Blasphemy Day, "We think religious beliefs should be subject to examination and criticism just as political beliefs are, but we have a taboo on religion," in an interview with CNN.
Events worldwide on the first annual Blasphemy Day in 2009 included an art exhibit in Washington, DC and a free speech festival in Los Angeles.
Background
According to USA Today's interview with Justin Trottier, a Toronto coordinator of Blasphemy Day, "We're not seeking to offend, but if in the course of dialogue and debate, people become offended, that's not an issue for us. There is no human right not to be offended."
Anti-blasphemy laws exist throughout the world. In many parts of Europe and North America they have been overturned, although there are anti-blasphemy laws in Austria, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Italy, Liechtenstein, Iceland, San Marino, Spain and the UK. (The UK common law offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel were abolished by the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, section 79. The remaining law, Racial and Religious Hatred Act 2006, concerns inciting hatred against a person on the grounds of their religion.) There are also "religious insult" laws in 21 European nations.
The Republic of Ireland passed the "Defamation Act 2009" in that year, which states in part, "A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on indictment to a fine not exceeding €25,000."
Finland has been the setting for a number of noteworthy blasphemy trials in the 2000s. The Finnish linguist, political blogger Helsinki City Councillor and subsequent member of parliament Jussi Halla-aho was charged with "disturbing religious worship" because of internet posts in which he called Muhammad a pedophile, Halla-aho was fined €330.
The article 525 of the penal law in Spain considers "vilification" of religious "feelings", "dogmas", "beliefs" or "rituals". This extension to "dogmas" and "beliefs" makes it very close to a blasphemy law in practice, depending on the interpretation of the judge.
In some countries, blasphemy is punishable by death, such as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia. Six US states (Massachusetts, Michigan, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Wyoming) still have anti-blasphemy laws on their books, although they are seldom enforced.
According to USA Today's interview with Justin Trottier, a Toronto coordinator of Blasphemy Day, "We're not seeking to offend, but if in the course of dialogue and debate, people become offended, that's not an issue for us. There is no human right not to be offended."
Anti-blasphemy laws exist throughout the world. In many parts of Europe and North America they have been overturned, although there are anti-blasphemy laws in Austria, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Italy, Liechtenstein, Iceland, San Marino, Spain and the UK. (The UK common law offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel were abolished by the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, section 79. The remaining law, Racial and Religious Hatred Act 2006, concerns inciting hatred against a person on the grounds of their religion.) There are also "religious insult" laws in 21 European nations.
The Republic of Ireland passed the "Defamation Act 2009" in that year, which states in part, "A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on indictment to a fine not exceeding €25,000."
Finland has been the setting for a number of noteworthy blasphemy trials in the 2000s. The Finnish linguist, political blogger Helsinki City Councillor and subsequent member of parliament Jussi Halla-aho was charged with "disturbing religious worship" because of internet posts in which he called Muhammad a pedophile, Halla-aho was fined €330.
The article 525 of the penal law in Spain considers "vilification" of religious "feelings", "dogmas", "beliefs" or "rituals". This extension to "dogmas" and "beliefs" makes it very close to a blasphemy law in practice, depending on the interpretation of the judge.
In some countries, blasphemy is punishable by death, such as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia. Six US states (Massachusetts, Michigan, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Wyoming) still have anti-blasphemy laws on their books, although they are seldom enforced.
Day of celebration
Blasphemy Day is celebrated on September 30 to coincide with the anniversary of the publication of satirical drawings of Muhammad in one of Denmark's newspapers, resulting in the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy. Although the caricatures of Muhammad caused some controversy within Denmark, especially among Muslims, it became a widespread furor after Muslim imams in several countries stirred up violent protests in which Danish embassies were burned and over 100 people killed.
Blasphemy Day is celebrated on September 30 to coincide with the anniversary of the publication of satirical drawings of Muhammad in one of Denmark's newspapers, resulting in the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy. Although the caricatures of Muhammad caused some controversy within Denmark, especially among Muslims, it became a widespread furor after Muslim imams in several countries stirred up violent protests in which Danish embassies were burned and over 100 people killed.
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OK, and now here is some music from BLASPHEMY PIANO!!!
Those Old Fat Catholics
(sung to the tune of "That Old Black Magic")
Those old fat Catholics keep their secrets well
Those old fat Catholics warn kids not to tell
They let them sip on the communion wine
They love to touch them on their young behinds
This thing for altar boys just won't subside
Cannot resist them, even when they cry
When found, found, found
They leave town, town, town
And now out of sight, the crimes are denied
They will go astray and later get sued
But when boys claim they shift the blame
The Vatican will make them retire
Remember that this won't protect the choir
Their religion opens up the door
It betrays the ways abuse can be ignored
Don't think all Catholics are fine
Because time and time and time again
Crimes come on prime-time again
Deep within, terrible feelings can begin
Some of those old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will touch touch touch
Creationists Can
(to the tune of "The Candy Man Can") [men's key]
to the tune of "The Candy Man Can") [women's key]
Who can look at science?
Tell you it ain't true?
Quote you from the Bible like it beats the peer review?
Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
Who believes a fable?
Wrapped around a boat?
Filled with all the animals and cast away to float?
Creationists?
Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
Genesis can take
Feeble minds and make
Morons who are low-achieving
Noah's Ark they're all believing
Don't they know it's self-deceiving?
Who lives by the Bible?
Teach their kids at home?
May as well inject their heads with insulating foam
Creationists!
It's their master plan
Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
But it's just no good
There's no evidence for their Flood
"A School Full of Science"
(sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [men's key]
"A School Full of Science"
(sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [women's key]
In all religions barring none
The fundamentalists have won
They talk a load of crap
They're all the same
And every theory they take
They try so hard to break
But stop! Let's see!
The facts all disagree
For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray
ID just doesn't pass the test
Their so-called scientists detest
All critical attempts to probe and dig
They try an ever-changing route
To counter each thing we refute
We'll prove them wrong
It won't take very long
For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray
This fake ID has raised the specter
Of religion or its clone
Being taught as valid science in our schools
But if they try to get a grip
Our legal teams will make them slip
We sense (we sense)
They'll find (they'll find)
Their plans will soon unwind
For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray
Praying for the World to End
(Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend) [men's key]
Praying for the World to End
(Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend) [women's key]
They see the signs the day has come
Revelation gives instruction
And they believe that God will send
The end by world destruction
The rumors of war
Will be so instrumental
When praying for the world to end
The past had far more
But that's coincidental
Now they take delight
The end's in sight, the timing's right
Famines grow and we all know
This is far from a new global trend
But they think the food link
Ties up with God's time sync
Praying for the world to end
Prophecies!
Doomsday!
Rapture!
Salvation!
Look for the tribulation
When a bigger drought hits
These people use signs
And intense paranoia
They're praying for the world to end
They hope the divine
Will become the destroyer
Of the human race
We're in disgrace, no hiding place
They're enticed by the Antichrist
Armageddon they hope will descend
And you'll see a smile break
With news of each earthquake
Praying for the world to end
The flaw in their plan
Seems to be fundamental
When praying for the world to end
Islam has a mosque
Where the Jews want a temple
They're so upset
That they won't get to build it yet
Time will fly, the end is nigh
But it's been nigh too long to pretend
The signs and predictions
Are false tales and fictions
Rapture (Rapture)
Rapture (Rapture)
I don't mean groin strain!
They're praying for the world to ...
To end!
The Fakest Faith By Far
(to the tune of "Swinging on a Star") [men's key]
The Fakest Faith By Far
(to the tune of "Swinging on a Star") [women's key]
The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And every Mormon is a fool
The Mormon religion is a fantasy tale
It's hard to believe it wouldn't fail
Some ancient Jewish people sailed away
They built huge cities in the USA
And just for fun, Jesus wandered over too
They must be mad to think it's true
The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
Can't even drink a cup of tea
The list of the naughty things that they mustn't do
Would take you forever to work through
So no more coffee, smoking, porn or booze
Just sickly smiles, a tie and polished shoes
And add the long years of missionary work
The Mormons really are berserk
The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And don't forget the magic pants
They wear temple underwear right under their clothes
They're safe while it's on 'em they suppose
They won't get mutilated, burned or shot
Except where magic underwear is not
So if you want to avoid becoming dead
Wear Mormon panties on your head
And if the Mormons come to your door
Like they've been so often before
Though they're very hard to ignore
Remember Mormons are bizarre
They've got the fakest faith by far
OK, I got to interject here . . . . .
One day, a couple of young Mormons (morons) came a knockin' on my door. I told them to FUCK OFF!!! And, if they came to my house ever again, that instead of riding their bicycles, they'd be wearing them!!!
World Ain't Ending
(sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender") [ men's key]
World Ain't Ending
(sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender") [ women's key]
Well every time that you talk
If the word is from Jehovah, a Witness
The world is ending
Big earthquakes, plagues and fire
They're saying the world will blow and that the future is dire
Well maybe this might disappoint
The Apocalypse is wrong I guarantee
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy
All too often there's one (one, one)
Interrupting your bath (bath, bath)
Now is never a good time
But they bring you their God God God
Who will send down his wrath wrath wrath
Prophesying the end time
(Prophesying the end time)
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
The end of the world hasn't come
But for some it's in Jehovah's prediction
The world is ending
It's bullshit, intertwined
With some of the greatest lies
Spread by the willfully blind
You gotta be mad if you join
They are always wrong, just read their history
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy
(End your little fantasy)
Live without it, you'll see
A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed
(Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) [men's key]
A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed
(Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) [women's key]
He didn't get an education in the normal way
He stayed at home and really all he did was pray
And all he took was Bible class
But they had taught him enough
So he was up to the task
He made a holy vow
And sin's his enemy
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
He preaches 'bout the world before it all began
He talks about a super-powered spirit man
Who made the universe expand
And some illogical crap
About his wonderful plan
And then biology comes
He made it magically
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
A clue, a clue, does nobody have a clue
Just how deluded you are?
Your true God isn't
The God that you quote
Is so perverse and bizarre
He'd be in prison
He targets only the chumps
'cause they fool easily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
He goes out preachin' and a-teachin' from his comedy creed
And the insane bullshit in the Bible
Got a show for him on TV
And revelations 'bout his criminal wife made him a star
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
You you you you really are a, you really are a
You you are such a man in the dark
To counter what you quote
As a myth or a yarn is forbidden
Ha-ha-ha-ha
God's comedy dumps
More shame more heavily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
He thinks that his Creationism sounds alright
But in his mind his ignorance has dimmed the light
He thinks the dinosaurs were sweet
And in the Genesis days
They wandered out on the streets
He keeps on stacking up
The Christianity
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but har ...
Ha-ha-ha-ha
The Bible he thumps
It scars him mentally
He's a preacher teaching
each of us a comedy creed
Religion Is Just A Con-Trick
(sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic") [men's key]
Religion Is Just A Con-Trick
(sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic") [women's key]
If you kneel down in a church to pray
You'll never hear God's reply
Instead they'll ask you to try to pay
God's credit's in short supply
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick
Evangelical preachers live
To put on a big display
The hypocritical show they give
The ludicrous things they say
Is all designed with money in mind
They count the cash and later you find
Never trust religion, it's just a con-trick
Trusting fools are everywhere
The preacher millionaires are making the congregation pay
Telling them that every prayer
Will bring forgiveness when they've gone astray
But their greedy hands are out
By using fear and doubt
They're catching them unawares
The cash unlocks a passage to Heaven
That's all just in their heads
And now the preacher can spend what's theirs
Remember when you're in church to pray
This lesson you've now been shown
The simple way to not have to pay
Is leaving your cash at home
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick
Resist! (to tune of "What's this?") [men's key]
Resist! (to tune of "What's this?") [women's key]
Resist! Resist!
Those Christians who dare
Insist
They offer you a prayer
Resist!
They buzz around like flies
You feel like screaming
Getting closer to despair
Resist!
Resist! Resist!
Their pleas that you belong
Resist!
Determine to be strong
Insist!
Tell all of them to
Turn around and leave you
They have nothing to believe
You have no wish to be deceived
You must resist!
Resist!
You wish they'd pay a visit
To someone else instead
You're sick of all their noise
And all the nonsense that they spread
You just can't seem to shake them
And I know you've really tried
But now the time has come for you
To square up and decide
And now! Resist!
Rejection 101
Try this:
Let's try to make them freak
Each time
The preachers come around
To give their warning
Give responses all in mime
Resist!
Resist!
Appear
Infested with the fleas
Your rear
You constantly should squeeze
Then cry
Your manner should alarm and disconcert
Bulge out your eyeballs till they hurt
Tell them the Force in you is strong start every sentence with a song
And would they like to sing along?
Make shadow puppets with your fists
Resist!
And then, avow
Allegiance to a sheep
Their book?
Attempt your own critique:
"You fools!
It's rich in salt and fat and others and it smothers
All my arteries and things."
I doubt they had *this* chat planned
Resist!
It's pointless merely listing
Your objections though they're sound
They've heard it all before, you see
Your words they'll just rebound
So catch them unawares
With evil, fear-inducing stares
Then drool and roll your eyes
And soon they'd rather not be there
So now you've found
The answer to their call:
Astound
And mess their minds up good
And all
You need is this, so simple anyone can use
But if you really blow a fuse
A bullet, oh, a bullet
Through their heads it could be blown
Of course I jest
But yes, oh yes
The satisfaction of one round
Must . . . re . . . sist!
Maybe drown? Hmm . . .
"Gays" (sung to the tune of "Mame") [men's key]
"Gays" (sung to the tune of "Mame") [women's key]
Who gets the Bible's strongest decree? Gays
Most every preacher seems to agree? Gays
They point at homosexuals
Quoting Deuteronomy's commands
This ancient tome objects to all
Sex without a woman and a man
Whose lives are criticized and condemned? Gays
Can't find accepting Christian friends? Gays
"Hate sin but not the sinner" means
Bigotry can hide behind a phrase
They blame their God what it shows
Is just a prejudice they chose
Their one true aim: dispose of those gays
What group is isolated and shunned? Gays
Finds hate so strong we oughta be stunned? Gays
Who face the accusation
Their feelings of attraction are a choice
And from the congregation
Another narrow-minded angry voice
What doesn't Christianity need? Gays
Whose acts won't God Almighty concede? Gays
But God is not the one who
Condemns a couple's amorous displays
It comes as no surprise they tell
Malicious hate-filled lies and yell
Just who will feed the fires of Hell? Gays
Who live with second class civil rights? Gays
Whose freedoms do the Christians fight? Gays
There's no way they can marry 'cause
This is what the legal system says
Fear, hate and loathing's part of it
But faith is at the heart of it
Religion stands apart and hates gays
Who gets the worst of Christian scorn? Gays
Told that it's sinful not to conform? Gays
Who says two men or women won't
Make a better couple than the rest?
This is a fight they're winning, they
Don't need God's forgiveness to be blessed
Who won't let preachers stand in their way? Gays
Who says they're more determined to stay? Gays
Who won't let Christianity
Alter any lifestyle it portrays?
Who won't be second rate again?
Won't need religion's hate again?
Whose God-free life is great again? Gays!
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NOTE:
UN Convention on the Rights of The Child. All but one of the federal governments who are members of the United Nations have signed it. The lone holdout is the United States.
The Convention defines a child as any "human being below the age of eighteen, unless under the law applicable to the child, majority is attained earlier."
Article 19: State Parties shall take all appropriate legislative, administrative, social and education measures to protect the child from all forms of physical or mental violence, injury or abuse, neglect or negligent treatment, maltreatment, exploitation, or sexual abuse while in the care of parent(s), legal guardian(s) or any other person who has care of the child.
NOTE:
I am against the destruction or censorship of any book, including religious books. But I hope, that someday (perhaps not within my own life-time) that eventually all religions will be a thing of the past. The old religious books should be preserved for scholars to read and study, just as we still have books on many other ancient mythologies, for example: the Epic of Gilgamesh, and of course Greek Mythologies with their many gods that are no longer worshiped. The same will eventually be true of the Bible, the Qur'an, the Torah, etc. etc. etc. They should be preserved and studied, like the old mythologies. We must never forget our dismal past, least we be condemned to repeat the mistakes of our dark past.
So, these religious books will become museum pieces, like the old torture devices used by the Catholic Church and the so-called Holy Office of The Inquisition, which have also become museum pieces to remind us of all the past atrocities committed in the name of God!!!
Knowledge of the dark and dismal past should not be consigned to the flames or the shredder, least we forget our past mistakes and violent atrocities.
Remember it, and learn from it!!!
Well . . . I guess that's it for all these music videos.
I hope you all enjoyed watching the videos and listening to the music.
Yeah! We all gotta face the music sometime! Right? Right!
Also . . . in the meantime . . . . .
Yeah! Excellent advice that we all should heed!
Anyway . . . . .
Hope you all enjoyed these music videos.
Oh yeah! I feel the need to add one more final blasphemy!!!
Here it is!!!
JESUS CHRIST AIN'T COMING AGAIN, UNLESS HE'S JACKING OFF!!!
Well . . . at any rate, he better not come again, because if he does . . . I'm gonna slice his penis length-ways with a barber's razor, apply some battery acid, crush his testicles in a hand vice, and then, I will nail his God damn mother-fucking, cock-sucking, sorry-ass up-side-down on a shit-house door, and then, I will set that God damn fucking shit-house on FIRE!!!
Actually . . . Jesus never existed, he's just a fairy tale!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ENDS VILLE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
